Thursday, 3 June 2010

Those ‘Buxom Vixens’?

I have to be amused about the number of ‘hits’ my blog has been receiving where the search line includes those fateful words, buxom and vixen!  Now I can only guess at what the hapless searchers are looking for when they enter those two magic words.  Sadly I am still only able to guess at their frustration when they only find my observations of the local fox population (Vulpes vulpes) – Link

Sorry boys from wherever you are!

I am still mystified about who my visitor is from Plano, Texas who visits quite a lot but consistently ignored my small appeal to know more about him/her and Plano. Come on, let me know?

On the subject of buxomness I have to tell my readers, even if they are not interested.  I have been on a diet, in fact I continue to be on a diet and have lost several pounds!  From my 164 ponds in February this year ( I had been heavier prior to then) I am now a mere shadow of myself at ….. drum roll….. a svelte and almost slim-line 151 pounds and still falling!!

How did I do it? No, no fancy diets, not diet drinks and no, not even starving myself.  I have counted calories and reduced my intake of most things.  Yes, even alcohol.  There is a downside though, I have had to have all my trousers altered to suit my new physique but I will not get so thin as to end up looking like Iggy Pop!!  This is to say, NOT not what he is today although in his hay days, that would be OK.

‘IP’ Then                   ‘IP’ Now      Me, Left-Right ?

My birthday is soon so I will be relaxing my diet for at least a day to accommodate my intake of food and booze!

Finally, my pet hate. Poor ‘speeelin’ …..

Will the illiterates who can’t spell or even understand the difference between THERE ( as in over there) and THEIR (as in it’s theirs ) get it right AND remember if they are not too addled that it is spelt THEIR and NOT THIER … heavens it even looks wrong!

They know who they are but they hate me so much they don’t even read my blog. So those who know who they are, please, give them a kick for me!

Spotted: My latest laughable ‘speelin’ (One of so many I’m sad to say) is:-

AMBALANCE

No words necessary.

 

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