If it were possible to tranquillise Christine Bleakley on live TV then I would be first in line to administer the heavy does of Ketamine that she clearly needs at the moment. This vision of flashing toothed, tanned beauty I so admired early on in "The One Show" has started to become almost hysterical at times when interviewing some of the more flamboyant or, dare I suggest, more attractive guests which pop up in this eclectic early evening programme on BBC TV. Her laughter starts to sound more like that of an inmate of Bedlam rather than the cheeky (toothsome, tanned , leggy... stop! I have to keep focused) young thing she is. Her tan, which I understand is sprayed on by a specially selected blind, Northern Irish eunuch using a radar controlled spray gun is perfectly Café Latte. Sorry, I am drifting off again. Her tan during one of her more hysterical moments ranged from a creamy coffee, through dark tan shoe polish to a lively reddish glowing brown, she was hot!. By this stage I can take no more and find myself torn between great arousal or great indignation each combined with a full rant at the TV screen (much to the annoyance of one lady who shall remain anonymous at this time - 'cos she is sitting here with me!). I also have to mention Christine's wardrobe, which I find rather mysterious, which can never be predicted except to say that the skirts do get shorter by the week, hence the "leggy" comment earlier... he ankles don't do it for me though which I say only to be cruel! I seem to be neglecting dear old (No, I am not having an affair with CB) Chiles. Who's range of "businessman trying to look casual and failing miserably" shirts simply ranges from blue to bluish. He did wear shorts once but lets not dwell on that. I so preferred him doing "Business Lunch" I knew exactly what he was about then but sadly not this incarnation. Is he a comic (no) is he a wit ( he tries) or is he simply a redundant business reporter? I leave you to make your own conclusions on that question.
Finally I have to mention the madness of BBC and "The One show" in their operation of petty, daft, useless, stupid, unnecessary and pandering to "Political Correctness". We have seen the departure of the shows finest eccentric, Carol Thatcher over comments made that none of us heard after an allegation by someone we can't identify and recently the suspension for some unspecified incident that someone complained about yet the details of which are unknown. They did do a slot on the more daft examples of PC but all the time you can see the "trend" they have towards being a tad over sensitive... watch and see.... Personally I think the "production team" are the culprits .. probably so PC they pick up the Guardian with tweezers!
Here is an item from The One Show.. just to show I am impartial ( Not!)
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It is true TIT every well considered thought out word, the woman is a screaming loony, I have tried to remember when last I saw teeth like that..............then I remember Harry the horse from last week.
I think you do dwell a little on the description of the well tanned lithesome lady but then at your age I will allow it, maybe one of the few remaining pleasures we have.
Yes indeed a programme that I for one have trouble trying to decided where it should sit, perhaps though by the timing of transmission the BEEB have already done that for me, not so much as before the Watershed as before Eastenders...........and that says it all.
Yours MAD
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